So, it most certainly did not take me THREE days to complete my first try at yarn braids. Missing church because of said hair not being complete. Nope, not me.
There is no way when the vet assistant asked me what my dog ate I answered, "Dog food". Nope, not me. And when she prodded further I can assure you I did not answer, "The kibble kind". No way! Not me!
PS.... There is no way I would just throw out there that the dog who eats dog food of the kibble variety needs a new home. I would never use my blog as a way to get someone to take our dog cause she needs a new home. Before my mom arrives Saturday. Yeah, I would never.
And I would never ever think of holding a pee sample in my hand from one of my children and say as I was driving it back to the doctors office, "Please remember this moment when you are 16 and hate me. Remember this day that I loved you enough to carry your pee through the parking lot, through the office, up to the reception desk and hand it over to the receptionist". Nope, not me.
So there ya have it. Could you imagine if the above was true?!?! Crazy. So glad none of that happened to me!
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You crack me up, girl! Love.it.
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